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Friday, 16 November 2007

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    Christmas In Our Hearts
    By Jose Mari Chan
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    A Dressed Chicken In A Monkey Suit

    Ok... ok... so, I've been remissed in blogging these past few months. Well, I did need the break to refocus on life and stuff... but anyway, to start off... I've had this totally weird and hilarious chat session with a Singaporean galpal on yahoo messenger late very early this morning...

    Here's the edited excerpt:

    kayenne: i like the former tenant on the 9th... they supply me with cheap, organic herbs like basil and tarragon
    kayenne: and i've not been able to try their "french hens"

    Siti: what's a french hen?

    kayenne: i forgot what it's called... but it's french something chicken
    kayenne: large free-range chicken that's supposed to be tasty
    kayenne: and larger than the normal chickens we get... about 2 kilos each, i think
    kayenne: although they deliver live... i would prefer them dead... lol

    Siti: live? and you have to slaughter them yourself???

    kayenne: i think that is one of the reasons why i didn't order before... they intend to deliver the chicken still squawking
    kayenne: yeah... i inquired whether they can dress it for me...
    kayenne: but they left not long before i could get an answer
    kayenne: see... they get them fresh from a farm in a nearby province
    kayenne: fresh, as in alive

    Siti:  my mind is putting funny pics in my head when I put these together--> live chickens... ask them to dress it for me.

    kayenne: i know how to slaughter a chicken... theoretically... i've seen it done in the wet market where we get our supply... and also one of the cooks when i was little... but i don't think i can manage to kill a chicken and eat it too.
    kayenne: hahaha funny siti
    kayenne: would you like a monkey suit to go?

    Siti: hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

    kayenne: dress a chicken in a monkey suit!!!

    Siti: 

    kayenne:  

    Siti:  omG!!!
    Siti:  this is the result of late night convo. Oxygen deprived brains!

    kayenne: hahahah

    Siti: I think I'm going to use this in Halle's story.

    kayenne: hey! i had a pet chicken once...
    kayenne: i bought it for a few pesos when it was still a chick at a school fair
    kayenne: then...
    kayenne: then...
    kayenne: then........
    kayenne: one day... it was just gone!

    Siti: it died?

    kayenne: at lunch, i saw a local braised chicken dish... adobo!
    kayenne: you'd bet i lost my appetite!

    Siti: hahahaha!!!!

    kayenne: I'M SERIOUS!!!
    kayenne: i was soooooooooooooooooo pissed!
    kayenne: my aunt said she had it slaughtered coz it kept waking them up at 3 or 4am
    kayenne: LOL

    Siti: that really was YOUR chicken???

    kayenne: but i was so despondent then... i was maybe arpound 8 years old
    kayenne: it was MY chicken!
    kayenne: a white-legged horn, they say.

    Siti: OMG.

    kayenne: i fed it since it was only a chick

    Siti: oh wow.
    Siti: that is so sad.

    kayenne: now THAT is a true-to-life Halle story
    kayenne:  lol
    kayenne:  maybe Halle doesn't eat chicken

    Siti: hahaha....I 'll think of how to use that somehow,

    kayenne:  or she cries everytime she sees a live chicken being dressed

    Siti: that's an idea.yeah
    Siti: in a monkey suit.

    kayenne:  and being in asia... it's common enough to see a chicken beng dressed in the market
    kayenne:  
    kayenne:  hahahah

    Siti: 
    Siti: This is the funniest convo I've ever had.

    kayenne:  see! we are much more sophisticated than the elite... we don't dress dogs... we dress chickens!

    Siti: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    kayenne:  you remember i was talking about a soy and vinegar braised dish - adobo?

    Siti: yep.

    kayenne:  they COOKED my chicken!

    Siti:  OMG.

    kayenne: i often hear others say someone cooked their goose... but only i can say that they cooked my chicken!
    kayenne:  lol

    Siti: HAHAHAHA!!!
    Siti: I think there's something wrong with you today.

    kayenne:  must be the tail of the cold front we got today...


    That it, folks! The rest gets too embarassing...


    38 days before Christmas!

    So, what's your chicken story?


    post script: after that particular conversation last night, i couldn't rest until i remember which breed it was that was available before... the magic of internet... SASSO chickens! 

    from mixph.com:
    "Sasso chickens are native chickens of France and now becoming popular among big and small raisers. Resembling our own native chickens,the Sasso chicken grow faster, with delicious and tender meat and strong disease resistance. Sasso chickens are free-range, affordable, easy to raise which proves to be a profitable livelihood venture. They graze around the field, or backyard running around, and eating grass, corn, leaves and other natural ingredients.

    Because they are being naturally grown free-range style, you are assured of a clean chicken meat with less cholesterol and fat. Sasso chickens can be raised as broiler and are good layers too when they reach six months of age. Sasso hens lay naturally brown, tasty, nutritious and with less cholesterol eggs."



Thursday, 15 March 2007

  • 10 RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME

    I've been tagged via email by Treenie.

    10 Random things about me:

    1. I didn't go to my junior prom. Went to scout camp instead. I did attend my senior prom on Feb 14 - I was the only one who dared wear red and had to live with being teased with the song, "Lady in Red". 9.gif

    2. My secret dream since I was little was to be an astronaut.

    3. Been tinkering around the kitchen since I was 8 or 9 - gelatin desserts, stove top popcorn, cookies, no-bake brownies and fried rice. Cooked my first actual main dish when I was 11 - a modified paella valenciana dish from a tomato sauce can label recipe. I picked my own ingredients from the wet market the help took me to.

    4. I've only been to 2 countries outside Philippines. China, twice; and Singapore, once, where I lived and worked for 6 months and addicted to it.

    5. I've never been formally employed since graduating college. A one-time foodstyling project nudged me into freelance work - styling, R&D, consultancy; which I love, but very stressful - need a career change!

    6. I'm 26 and voting in the elections the first time. Last 2 elections, I was out of town and out of the country during the registration period, respectively. 4_18_5.gif

    7. I had mid-back long hair which I cut just last Sunday, on a whim with my sis, to this short, the front is only a bit longer.

    8. I would love to meet actor Leonard Nimoy(Spock, Star Trek). I'm half Vulcan.

    9. I love water, fresh warm soymilk and peanut butter(Treenie!!!). I'm slightly lactose-intolerant. I don't like wasabi, radish and mayonaise.

    10. I have my own clubhouse sandwich special I put together when I was 9.

    pile it in this order...

    bread - white or wheat, lightly toasted
    peanutbutter - preferably natural
    banana slices
    strawberry jam
    bread
    mayonnaise/mustard
    scrambled egg
    ham
    ketchup
    bread

    slice diagonally and eat. very nice with a cold glass of ovaltine.

    I'm tagging Paoyu, Leslie, Ira, Jonas and Fishbabe. Your turn. Then, tag 5 others.

Tuesday, 13 March 2007

  • Life in 2007

    YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list o f 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

    7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

    8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

    10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

    11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
    : )

    12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

    14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list

    AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.


  • Sassy and Short

    I did it. I cut my hair last Sunday. I cut it short. Very short. From mid-back long to this short. Save for the front, which was left a bit longer. Unfortunately, my USB port is still bust. No way to upload photos.


Saturday, 10 March 2007

  • To Cut or Not To Cut?

    My current hair is long. Mid-back long. Thinking of cutting it short. I mean, really short. Boyish-short. What do you think?

    This is about the shortest I had it before, shorter at the "bangs"... going even shorter than that. And bangs or no bangs?



Pulse

  • i'm on a mangosteen roll... thanks to market manila... i'll be blogging about it when i find some reasonably-priced fresh produce.
  • i have a whole duck in the freezer that i got yesterday... what to do? peking duck? duck in chinese herbal soup? hmm...

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